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Retro Sass Refrigerator Magnets - Vintage Funny Sayings

$7.00Price
Sayings
I Saw That. I'm Just Pretending Not to Care
I'm Not Arguing. I'm Explaining Why I'm Right
Zero Stars. Would Not Recommend
Not Arguing Just Louder
Bake It Off? No Thanks I'll Drink It Off
I Hope Karma Has Express Shipping
Mopped The Floor With My Feelings
I Don't Rise and Shine. I Curse and Cry
My Last Nerve Just Filed A Restraining Order
I'm Not Eavesdropping I'm Gathering Data
Mentally Checked Out But Still Shopping
There's No We In That Problem
I Said What I Said
Why Be Nice When You Can Be Right
I'm Fine This Is Just My Emotionally Unavailable F
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Add a little retro attitude to your fridge, office, or locker.


These round vintage-style wood magnets feature bold, sassy sayings with a classic mid-century flair. Perfect for coworkers, friends, or anyone who appreciates humor with a side of truth.


Details:

  • Size: approx. 2.5" round

  • Strong magnet backing

  • Black/brown & white wood vintage illustration

  • Handmade with care


Great as a small gift, stocking stuffer, or "just because" surprise.


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